Say Goodnight Irene

Don Orsillo has been let go by the Boston Red Sox as their play by play man on the NESN TV Network. That’s phrasing it nicely. In reality they shit canned him. And maybe that’s too mean, as his contract expires at the end of 2015 and they have chosen not to even offer him a new one. But WTF NESN?

If they'd fired him for this goatee I'd have understood.
If they’d fired him for this goatee I’d have understood.

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2014 Red Sox Autopsy: Part 3, Neurological Disorder

The management brain trust of Ben Cherrington and John Farrell has made some fascinating decisions since winning the 2013 Wolrd Series Title. And yes this story is even more complex with the designation of AJ Pierznyski for assignment while I was writing this autopsy report of the 2014 Red Sox, so let’s start there. Continue reading

2014 Red Sox Autopsy: Part 2, Heart Failure

The 2014 Boston Red Sox are a poor facsimile of the 2013 Boston Red Sox. The 2013 team relied on above­ average pitching, a dominant offense and better than average defense to win the World Series. The 2014 club is wholly different in that their pitching, defense and offense have all been below average. So what’s the deal? If you missed it, go back and read Part 1, Lymphatic Failure. If you are all caught up, keep reading, I’ll continue my explaination in Part 2 of my autopsy of the 2014 Boston Red Sox.

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2014 Red Sox Autopsy: Part 1, Lymphatic Failure

I’ve been very quiet about the 2014 Boston Red Sox, and that is simply because they are a bad baseball team. In Boston, we like to justify that and excuse it away by calling them “under performing.” This lets us hope and think that they are 1 big winning streak away from making the playoffs and winning it all. In most years, I am on board with that philosophy, but in 2014, that clearly isn’t the case, sorry Boston.

1987side1There is no one way to build a baseball team. If there were baseball would have gone extinct years ago. Sometimes the team with the most money wins the World Series, fucking Yankees. Sometimes the luckiest team wins read about the 1987 Twins, it’s amazing they won the World Series! Sometimes the most consistent team wins, finally, the 1995 Braves won the World Series. And sometimes the hot team wins, see the 2004 Boston Red Sox run to the World Series title. Its the multifaceted history of winners, and ways to win the game, that have made baseball the most historically significant sport in the US.

The 2014 Boston Red Sox are a poor facsimile of the 2013 Boston Red Sox The 2013 team relied on above-average pitching,  a dominant offense and better than average defense to win the World Series. The 2014 club is wholly different in that their pitching, defense and offense have all been below average. So what’s the deal? Keep reading, I’ll explain in my autopsy of the 2014 Boston Red Sox. Continue reading

The Super Bowl, The L Word and Sesame Street together at last

I haven’t written a lot lately because, well, the Red Sox stink. Mediocre pitching, BAD outfield bats and the return of sparkplug Shane Victorino to the disabled list, have all left the Red playing inconsistent, streaky baseball. Lose 10, Win 7, lose 3 (so far). They don’t resemble a playoff team, let alone the defending World Champions, and Stephen Drew is not the answer. So to hell with the Red Sox, for now. Continue reading

Detroit Rocks Day Baseball!!!!! Wait a sec, why?

7756782The Red Sox and the Tigers are arguably the 2 best teams in the American League and the experts think they are likely to meet in the American League Championship Series and to the victor goes the World Series appearance. So their schedules should be of equal interest to baseball fans, right? Then why are the Tigers playing 17.2 percent of their home games during weekday afternoons, while the Red Sox are only playing 9.8? Continue reading

2014 AL East Closers Preview

bos_g_springts_600x400Hello folks baseball is back in Spring Training and it is time to start grading out the AL East. I’m only doing the AL East to assess where I think the Red Sox sit in their division. We are going to do this fairly scientifically. I’m going to grade each player, at each starting position. The team with the best player at the position gets 5 points, 2nd 4 points etc. Get it? Good, if not go away. Each position gets 2 lists, purely statistical and purely sleeveless. At the end the team with the most points from both lists will be the scientific favorite to win the AL East. Then I’ll wrap it all up and tell if I agree or disagree with science or if I’ll have my own sleeveless prediction.

February 24th, we did catchers! February 25th, we did first basemen! February 26th, we did second basemen! , February 27th, we did third basemen! February 28th, we did shortstops! March 1st we did left fielders! March 2, we did center fielders! March 3, we did right fielders! March 4, we did designated hitters! March 5, we did starting pitcher #1s! March 6, we did starting pitcher #2s! March 7, we did starting pitcher #3s! Yesterday, March 8, we did starting pitcher 4’s! Yesterday, March 10, we did setup pitchers!

Today, March 11, we punch the lights out with closers! Continue reading